Men are blind
I found hubby’s Patek Gondolo watch whilst looking for a document just now. He claims he couldnt find it, but it’s just right underneath the document he requested for. Men, where are their eyes. They never seem to find anything even if they are placed right in front of them. They will only scan the place and say they cant find it. Nope, it never occurs to them to lift or move some things around to look for an item. All they do is whine and get the wife to look for it. If not, it’ll become their excuse to buy a new one. Damn, wonder what he’ll do if he cant find me one day? Get a new wife?